Letterman top
10 thoughts for 2006.
> Number 10
- Life is sexually transmitted.
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>
> Number 9
- Good health is merely the slowest possible
> rate at
which one can die.
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> Number 8
- Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If
> you see
him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
>
>
> Number 7
- Give a person a fish and you feed them for
> a day;
teach a person to use the Internet and they
> won't
bother you for weeks.
>
>
> Number 6
- Some people are like a Slinky...not really
> good for
anything, but you still can't help but smile
> when you
see one tumble down the stairs.
>
>
> Number 5
- Health nuts are going to feel stupid
> someday,
lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
>
>
>
Number 4 - All
of us could take a lesson from the
> weather.
It pays no attention to criticism.
>
>
> Number 3
- Why does a slight tax increase cost you two
> hundred
dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you
> thirty
cents?
>
>
> Number 2
- In the 60's, people took acid to make the
> world
weird. Now the world is weird and people take
> Prozac to
make it normal.
>
>
> AND THE
NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006 - We know exactly
> where one
cow with mad-cow-disease is located among
> the
millions and millions of cows in America but we
> haven't
got a clue as to where thousands of illegal
>
immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should
> put the
Department of Agriculture in charge of
>
immigration
>
>
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